Dear President Trump,
Your tweet this morning was absolutely on target--a high percentage of online news reports about you are BAD. You are right in saying that this is a very serious situation (and you didn't even mention that the percentage of bad news may have gotten even worse since Google and Twitter started weeding out disruptive Russian trolls, bots, and political ads, which were mostly in your favor). Believe me, most Americans are glad you are onto this.
The good news is, YOU can singlehandedly fix this problem! Here's how:
1. STOP DOING BAD THINGS.
2. START DOING GOOD THINGS.
If you aren't sure about the difference between BAD and GOOD in any specific situation, you can ask people who read lots of books to advise you.
You'll be surprised at how quickly the news reports change in your favor!
Sincerely,
A friend who wants to make America great again
2 comments:
HE IS A TOTAL FRIGHT
"Even a fish wouldn't get caught if he kept his mouth shut." Too bad the Pres does not know this.
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